This is the sort of thing that Dave Barry would swear he was not making up.

First, you have a platform.

Then it becomes a nation. (Perhaps. Prince Roy, the self-proclaimed sovereign, calls it a principality.)

If you have $50, you can become a baron.

Now it’s for sale.

And an music-pirating website wants you to help them buy it.

I can’t possibly summarize all of this. It would do it a major injustice. You just have to read it all for yourself.